Witnesses say that Miller had just thrown back his seventh shot of Hennessy, shouted "testify" and then proceeded to mistake the dishwasher for the back door.
Once he was turned around by his side-kick, an 80lb blonde British Bulldog, Miller proceeded to slip on a fresh banana peel that had been placed on the floor by area jokester John Nader.
"It was the funniest thing," said Nader.
"The old goof never saw it coming, he never saw it coming!!!"
Did Anyone Notice That Oneonta Will Get New Greener Low Energy Street Lights ???? They Will Save About 40% on Energy ...Thats Right Folks Forty Percent Of Cost Savings ....So Mayor Miller Can Now Defer Forty Percent Of Those Savings Elsewhere ....AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET A TAX BREAK ...AH hA hA hA ...And ARNIE DROGAN ( the Once South side furniture sales man SOLD THEM TO THE CITY ....( One Hand Washes The Other ) ...Or You Scratch My Back And Ill Scratch Yours ....What a team Drogan the dragon , and miller the distiller ... Hic Cup ,I`ll drink to that ....
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