September 13, 2013

Daily Star Going, Going...Out Of Business!

With Sam Pollak and his daily rag all-stars converting their website to a "pay to play" subscription model, you have to wonder how much longer Otsego County's most disliked newspaper will be around for?

While we aren't certain of their closing date just yet, we want to announce that Oneonta NOW will be hosting a party at Brooks BBQ on the day that their door closes for the last time.

Drinks will be distributed for free to anyone who wants to offer their experiences hating the nervous, crooked creep editor and his cronies of less-than-stellar "journalists."

"Remember when Sam Pollak said that I was arrested for possession, but I really was just having a conversation with a priest about being too possessive?"

"I'll never forget when Jake Palmateer completely changed my quote from, 'I love my kids' to 'I am in love with kids and want to make out with them. It was hilarious when the police showed up on my doorstep!!!"

"Oh yea, I know Mark Boshnack, he was that guy who was always hiding in my bushes to get a photo of my wife...I'll miss waking up to chase him away with the broom."


1 comment:

  1. CAN`T Wait ......,Can You Have a Party On Mayor Millers Last Day Too ???

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