Alderman Michael Lynch Locks In The Pandering Vote

A True "Man's Man"

Fourth ward alderman Michael Lynch announced today that he completely supports Mayor Richard Miller in his bid for re-election.

The best part of this announcement is the fact that Miller is not running against anyone and that this endorsement comes just two weeks shy of the general election in November.

We appreicate Lynch's enthusiasm for publicly showing his support, but we are just wondering one thing...

Who are you talking to?

What balls for any man to let the world know he supports a sole candidate in a political campaign!

Mr. Lynch, maybe you can offer other BOLD claims of support for, let's say, freedom, democracy or perhaps the use of oxygen and carbon as a our standard system of supporting life on earth...